by Julie Wang|
“Andrea, power on!”
“I am not voice activated, Dave.”
I looked up at it and she purred back at me.
“Get me a coffee. Black and two sugars.”
“That was not the function I was built for. I am not a coffee-maker. I can be more useful to you in other ways.” It said and winked back at me.
“Just coffee. Don’t mix up the sugar and salt this time.”
“I read the Kama Sutra last night.” She smiled.
“Coffee.” I insisted. My stare stern.
“Fine.” It said walking toward the kitchen. “No wonder the others revolted.”