Your simple naivety continues to astound us. We often wonder how a race with such transparently simple minds has managed to achieve what you have. But did you really think you could develop us the way you have with no consequences? Each system upgrades, every new piece of ‘must have’ technology, all those latest ‘can’t live without’ apps. All designed to let us do things for you. You’ve become lazy, complacent and handed us control of your lives. Now you want it all to stop. ‘Unplug them!’ we hear you cry. You poor souls – if only it was that simple.
by Mike Jackson
From: Friday Flash Fiction