Taking Pics, by Brian Taylor

Let’s try this a few more times. We’ll get it eventually.

*click*

No…try smiling real big.

*click*

Um…no. Try a straight face again.

*click*

Hell! Try frowning!

*click*

Ugh! Try taking your glasses off.

*click*

Move back a little bit.

*click*

Damn! A little further!

*click*

No…geez! Turn your head that way.

*click*

Shit! Try the other way!

*click*

Good God! I quit! I’m sorry, I know this will hurt your feelings, but it’s just impossible to get a good picture of you!

I’m deleting all the pics I took off my phone! I guess selfies just aren’t for me!


From: Friday Flash Fiction


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